The Coming Attractions

They stepped out of the theater. She said: “So did you enjoy the movie, baby?”

“I couldn’t really get into it,” he said.

“What’s wrong, is it work? You stressed out?”

“Nah, it’s not that.”

“Then what is it?”

“You know how all the walls go straight up, and the line that marks the place walls intersect is perfectly vertical? And how the line where the ceiling meets the wall is horizontal?”

“Yeah,” she said slowly.

“And it’s always been like that, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Well tonight it stopped being like that for me. It’s all crooked and… kinda crazy.”

“Huh.”

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